You Might Be a PC Gamer If...

Well, I've been watching a little too much Jeff Foxworthy for my own good, when suddenly one night I came up with this list... Feel free to distribute as much as you wish, I need the traffic :x


You might be a PC Gamer If... by CJ

-The only letters worn off on your keyboard are WSAD.

-"Roger" or "Hooah" have entered your everyday vocabulary.

-When you yell "Smoke it!" and are not talking about tobacco.

-Your keyboard and/or mouse costs almost $100 each.

-You took a computer repair class so you could learn how to swap out parts or build your own computer.

-Your computer case is a color other than beige, black, or silver.

-The choice between a mouse and two joysticks is not a choice

-Your computer has more lights than the New Year's Countdown Ball.

-Your family routinely catches you "talking to your computer"

-You have eaten dinner at your desk to play a competition.

-Your graphics card is ALWAYS up to date, always.

-Your computer has more tweaks than your car.

-Your framerate is something you brag about

-You bought a keyboard with lights so that you could frag on into the early hours of the morning

-You have a good, quality pair of headphones and know that it is the ONLY way to play.

-Acronyms such as "CS" "BF2" "ET" "UT" and "AA" have an intimate meaning to you.

-XFire is your instant messenger of choice

-You know the origins of "Boom Headshot!"